Add the copious amounts to alcohol he drank as well...
I, sir, am quite familiar with the banhammer almost had one for a trade a while back...Sadly the newer generation have never became acquainted with that. I guess I could post it up, just for old time's sake, though.
I used to have several GIFs I used as well but I don't know where they are right now.
EDIT: Feel free to add historical anecdotes as they add color and depth. Let's just keep them light-hearted.