Potentially the longest thread in history...

[bobojuice]

Historians have recently discovered that Bruce Lee's death was, in fact, caused by a roundhouse kick to the head. They are still searching for his killer.

 

[Metal Chaos]

Chuck Norris < Anything/Anyone

or

Anything/Anyone > Chuck Norris

 

[bobojuice]

Danny Devito can absorb all damaging energy caused by Chuck Norris' roundhouses using simply his gut.

 

[TheEnd187]

Historians have recently discovered that Bruce Lee's death was, in fact, caused by a roundhouse kick to the head. They are still searching for his killer.

 

[Ridlyn]

 

[Kharn]

Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

 

[Harper]

This is maddness....?!!??!?!

 

[Harper]

this..............

 

[Harper]

is..............

 

[Kharn]

Sparta!