Stare at Boobs for Longer Life

[Luke]

^paton said when people see him they say oh god....perhaps they are praying...whats not to get? lol.

 

[S0ULphIRE]

yeah I know, weak joke tho

 

[Luke]

^was supposed to be weak lol.

 

[KSoD]

^ Hey I already am a god...... Well when people see me they always say "oh God" So I must be right?

Is this before or after the obligatory eye roll?

 

[patonb]

Is this before or after the obligatory eye roll?

Not sure, I'm usually "increaseng my life span"

 

[office politics]

werd

Why Do Breasts Mesmerize? | Psychology Today

In recognition of "Boobquake" that was recently celebrated around the world as liberated women shook their breasts (figuratively) in the face of the Iranian cleric who recently blamed earthquakes on female sexuality, a few words on the mysterious allure of the human female breast.

Considering its almost total lack of muscle tissue, the female breast wields amazing power. Curvaceous women have leveraged this power to manipulate even the most accomplished, disciplined men for as long as anyone's been around to notice. Empires have fallen, wills have been revised, millions of magazines and calendars sold, Super Bowl audiences scandalized . . . all in response to the mysterious force emanating from what are, after all, small bags of fat.