My parents were/are probably the worlds strictest. But here are some things.
-I got grounded from my comp once for a week because i spilled salsa.
-My dad told me i was a sick mistake who had my priorities all wrong because I wanted a new graphics card for my old computer (he said onboard was more than I needed.)
-My mom blamed me because she didn't install her Quicken 1994 edition on her new computer(this was this year), but she thought she did install it. I had switched out monitors on her computer and she thought switching the monitors caused a "static reaction" that erased her quicken lol.
-My dad tried to convince me that everybody else is using dial-up and I should be using it to, and broadband is only for large corporations.
-My mom tells everybody that Gateways and Dells are the best computers you can get.
-My mom made me show her how to "use thr optical mouse" i got her for mothers day, and then decided she didn't like the mouse and would rather have a balled mouse.
I have more i will post later...