Yeah, that was pretty lame.
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are running from the police after escaping from prison.
They run into a forest and stop.
The brunette turns and says to the others, "Hey, each of you climb a tree. If the cops come to your tree, just make animal sounds and they'll leave."
They say okay and run off to find a tree to climb.
Brunette hears the cops coming and climbs up a tree. The cops hear rustling and run up to the tree.
"Hey! Who's there!" they shout.
Brunette puts her hands to her mouth and starts hooting like an owl. "Hoot Hoot!"
Police scratch their heads and shrug, "Damn, just an owl. Let's go."
Redhead hears the cops coming and climbs up her tree. Cops come to the tree and yell up, "Hey! Who's there?!"
Readhead tweets like a bird, "Tweet tweet!"
"Ah, it's just a bird," the cops sigh, running on.
Blonde hears the cops coming and climbs up her tree. Cops hear the rustling and rush over, yelling up, "Hey! Who's there?!"
Blonde cups her hands to her mouth and goes "Moo! Moo!"