Must be morons, that processor clearly exist.
I have a truly non existent processor, a socket 939 AMD 3400+
I have a better gaming computer that I just got too... I will post the specs
EDIT:
Here's the specs
CoolerMaster Stacker Tower
Thermaltake ToughPower 1,200 Watts Power Supply - Quad SLI Ready
AMD Phenomâ„¢ X4 9950 Black Edition Quad-Core OC at 3.2GHz
Asetek Liquid CPU Cooling System
Asus Crosshair II Formular 780A SLI Chipset DDR2/1066 SATA RAID PCI-E MBoard w/GbLAN,USB2.0,IEEE1394,&7.1Audio
8GB Mushkin Xtreme w/ Heat Spreader
NVIDIA GeForce GTX280 1GB 16X EVGA (3 of these!!!)
600GB Gaming Western Digital Raptor 10,000RPM SATA-II 3.0GB/s with 16MB cache
And for secure info (such as financial history) an encrypted 80GB SATA-II 3.0Gb/s 8MB Cache 7200RPM Hard Drive
Creative Labs X-FI XtremeGamer Fatal1ty Pro 24-BIT PCI Sound Card
Killer M1 10/100/1000 Gigabit High Speed Online Gaming PCI Network Interface Card
Microsoft® Windows Vista™ Ultimate w/ Service Pack 1
And for you sneaky people that check with the custom build sites; yes I did build this at CyberpowerPC with the best stuff on it that I could find.
Oh and, the vid cards are in TRI-SLI lol I love saying that.