à caught a couple guys this summer paintballing cars in the mall parking lot when I went to pick up my GF from the late shift (11pm). They saw me and stayed to the other half of the parking lot for a while. When I got to the driverside of my truck I saw it was riddled pink and yellow.....
I yelled quite a few obscenities inside my truck while calmly driving around the mall and 'sneaking' up on them. They were is a 90's cavelier, which 'had' a pretty clean body. I drove towards them from the side as they were backed into a stall and asked what they thought they were doing paintballing peoples car. He said 'chill man, it's only paint', I rolled up against his car, then popped the clutch in first pushing his car into the next stall. He said he was gonna call the cops, I said I had video of him paintballing the cars, and pics of all the damage....I haven't heard or seen them since.
Little too much? Maybe....but it was a cheap car and the police really wouldn't have been able to do anything about it. It takes a LOT to piss me off, but messing with my truck is pretty much the one thing that will set me off.
-andrew