Why Women are Superior

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belveder

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Why Women are Superior

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the truth about whether or not size matters.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We don't have to memorize "Caddyshack" or "Fletch" to fit in.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. ((We can?!?))
 

AreaOneZero

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Those are pathetic reasons as to why women are "superior" . When it all comes down to survival , women will be begging men for protection and shelter.
 

shan

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I'm gonna get gross here so if you are offended eaisaly, DON'T SCROLL DOWN. ehheheh. (I heard a joke a while back, but forget the joke, but the punchline's enough)













Why trust anything that bleeds 25% of the month and doesn't die?
 

ravenmadtaoist

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AreaOneZero said:
Those are pathetic reasons as to why women are "superior" . When it all comes down to survival , women will be begging men for protection and shelter.
OHHHHKAYYYY can you say, no freaking sense of humour??:rolleyes:

I have to say that I am terribly amused. What's pathetic is that you can't tell a joke when you see one. I wouldn't have said anything except I didn't see the need to protect and shelter you from your own ineptitude.
 

Ecniv

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God, men get so defensive when their testosterone is in question. :)

I, on the other hand, am in touch with my feminine side.

(Chicks dig that right?) ;)
 

Dave_Cat

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I love it!!! Keep it going the rim shots should be one for the books.
Why do the sexes have so much tention. Just because the male is the dominate factor.
In the over all design any way hehehehehe
 
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