Reminds me of what happened at work a few weeks ago. We have this life-size clay figure of a WWII guy holding a M1 Garand on wheels we put in front of the store everyday, well we used to. One day this man comes along and decides to steal the pair of binoculars hanging from his neck and attempt to stab someone with a knife after stealing the binoculars. He failed at the stabbing and got arrested lol.