Annoying someone over the internet is now a crime

[Ste]

Ah ****, this would mean: I would be on death row.

I flamed/spamed alot of clans and people on my online game.

 

[Harper]

There, I commited a Federal Crime! Come and Collect Me Boys!!!

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

WTF? How the **** does President G.W. Bush expect to enforce that?

G.W Bush.... Here's a message to you personaly from my heart.....

(HARPER WAVES TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE F.B.I. AND C.I.A. THAT ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS POST AND SHOUTS "I AM IN AUSTRALIA IF YOU WANT TO CATCH ME!!! IT'S YOUR TAX PAYER'S MONEY, NOT MINE!")

 

[PP Mguire]

DUDE HARPER MAAANNNN I literaly LOLd at that one. Anyways, to the whole food coment. I have to say this and only this. If your f*cking fat and cant control your eating while at school well dont make the other ppl suffer who can control themselves. It should be up to us and the parents to decide what we eat not the school. They tried pulling this at my school and only mildly got away w/ it. I agree, if there wasnt a 7/11 down the road from us w/ Bawls we would all be asleep w/in 5 minutes of class. I myself the other night stayed up all night cause i couldnt sleep; Bawls kept me awak and cranken the whole day and since i didnt sleep in class i got GOOD sleep that night. See how it works? Take our **** away and you **** us all over. Now to the gay *** law, i dont see how it would work myself but w/e.

 

[Harper]

(Looks Out Window)
Why is there a black helecopter circling above my house?

 

[DJ-CHRIS]

(Looks Out Window)
Why is there a black helecopter circling above my house?

I actually had an armed black military helicopter circling above my house. And the even scarier crap is it landed 200 meters away in a field.

However, it was another drug bust (I was soo dumb, their was a grow op 200 meters behind my house in a field, I didnt know.)

 

[septoid2]

George Bush will enforce this by waging a war on cyberspace.

Every major ISP and network will now be bombed until they reveal the location of "cyberspace" where the US will go on and liberate it from the annoying people.

GOD BLESS BUSH!


EDIT: Just realized this, does this mean the end of Maddox? Noooooo

 

[Tyler1989]

Bush is an idiot which may have something to do with the cocaine he used in high school. Besides the bashing I think it's really nessesary to say he is an idiot for signing this.

 

[PP Mguire]

I agree, there will be ways of blocking this sure enough.

 

[chevytrucknut]

lol, I like the Microsoft idea Instead of jailtime, can we just trade that for free copies?

 

[brady]

Bush is an idiot which may have something to do with the cocaine he used in high school. Besides the bashing I think it's really nessesary to say he is an idiot for signing this.

This is not a flame Tyler

Thats the most stupid thing I have ever heard. You don't even pay taxes Tyler. Bush's decissions don't affect you at all. If your parents were wealthy you would love bush. Im not saying your poor. Your too young to be affected by anything the gov really does.