A Love Story
Once once upon a time, a Naval aviator asked a beautiful
Princess "Will you marry me? The Princess said 'NO'". ....and he
lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many cruises, got
good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny big-boobied broads
and played lacrosse and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to boobie
bars and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum,
did shooters and Flaming Hookers and he never heard nagging, and chased
cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruises and all his friends
and family thought he was friggin' cool and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End