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Playfordnet Reviews said:Windows Longhorn; release about late 2005 or very early 2006 is the next installment of the chair gripping Windows Saga. With more extras than the European Courts can wave their Foul Open-Source Hats at, Longhorn demands respect even from the view of the latest Alpha-4051 Build. Mac and Linux have been given huge amounts of time to attempt to defeat the beast that is now called XP SP1; and XP SP2 will finalise the perfection soon enough to steer clear ahead of the competition. However; the finally death-bringing blow to the Mac and the dreadful attack on the foul Server-Suckiling Linux Based Open-Source Demon will come from an Operating System named as such because of its huge 'Endowment Below' - this being the Aero UI Graphics Base which demands 512Mb RAM of Respect, the new WinFS File System which says fill me up and lock my doors, the new additions to the package including Windows Media Player 11 probably MSN Messenger 8 likely MSN Explorer Premium and an in-Windows-DVD Writing Package. Truely this is a Piece of Software that would need Jet Li to beat it in a Game of Speed Chess. With an expected load of 5GB - more than 3 times what XP takes up now - Longhorn is a huge munting beast of an OS.
Now - I may have been a little overdramatic there but eitherway it looks good!Playfordnet Reviews said:Whether due to its huge Endowment which was not an insinuation or its immense power and durablity Longhorn will knock your, my, and God's Pantihoes off so that they are on a pile on the floor making us say Hold me Longhorn, hold me to your buxom and make love to me.
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