Kindness

[WarrenX]

Never look down on anybody unless your helping him up.

 

[peterhuang913]

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[Kharn]

That don't sound right when your looking down on them slot them again or stick them with a bayonet.:sharp_teeth:

 

[superdave1984]

Always kick a man when he's down. Your foot is so much closer to his head that way.

 

[HAVOC]

Never look down on anybody unless your helping him up.

"Never eat yellow snow."

"Never pee into the wind."

"Never get your willy caught in the zipper!"

 

[carnageX]

"Never eat yellow snow."

"Never pee into the wind."

"Never get your willy caught in the zipper!"

Even better advice!

 

[Trotter]

• Never squat with your spurs on.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• The onriest varmit you've ever have to deal with watches you in the mirror when you shave.
• A dog is truly man's best friend. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk all day, and then see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.
• Doing a good job is like wetting yourself in a dark pair of jeans... it gives you a warm feeling, but no one notices.
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
• A balanced diet is having chocolate in both hands.
• Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
• Boys will be boys... unless one is a cross-dresser.
• I don't wake up grumpy in the morning... I let her sleep.
• Opinions are like anuses... everyone has one and most of them stink.

 

[backup287]

• Never squat with your spurs on.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• The onriest varmit you've ever have to deal with watches you in the mirror when you shave.
• A dog is truly man's best friend. Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk all day, and then see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.
• Doing a good job is like wetting yourself in a dark pair of jeans... it gives you a warm feeling, but no one notices.
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
• A balanced diet is having chocolate in both hands.
• Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
• Boys will be boys... unless one is a cross-dresser.
• I don't wake up grumpy in the morning... I let her sleep.
• Opinions are like anuses... everyone has one and most of them stink.

ahaha a true mans guide 2 life

 

[Nitestick]

• a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
• always wear clean underwear
• i'm in your noun, verbing your related noun

 

[SYL\X/3K]

S*** doesnt happen, s*** is made, and the worst s*** is the s*** you get yourself into.