Genie Game

[computer newbie]

Granted. You now crap silicon and pcb shard.

I wish I had: A Nacho Bell GRande', 2 Soft Taco Supremes and a large Baja Blast.

granted.but now your **** is realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy slopy.



i wish i had 25K to spend on a gaming rig

 

[Redmo0n]

Granted. But now MTV doesnt exist.

How is that bad??

i wish i had 25K to spend on a gaming rig

Granted, but prices for computer parts go up 26k each.

 

[Lexluethar]

How is that bad??



Granted, but prices for computer parts go up 26k each.

Umm granted? You didn't wish anything...

I wish I could ride my bike with no handlebars.

 

[Oreo]

Granted, But now you can't brake and you unfortunately die the following morning when you and your bike go into the middle of a highway.

I wish i could shut down EA.

 

[Kharn]

Granted but now the dosh who created the ET game makes all games.

I wish I was going to a pub tonight.

OT: I am sitting in Drinking Quantre Trez tonight so the possability or reality of my night being bad is not gona have any effect on me.

 

[Lexluethar]

Granted but now the dosh who created the ET game makes all games.

I wish I was going to a pub tonight.

OT: I am sitting in Drinking Quantre Trez tonight so the possability or reality of my night being bad is not gona have any effect on me.

Granted, but now you are an alcoholic so pees himself every evening before bed - essentially guaranteeing that you sleep in your own filth.

I wish I was able to drink beer at work.

 

[Kharn]

Granted but it's scoll or tesco own branded larger.

I wish I was a qualified helicopter pilot.

 

[KSoD]

Granted but you now work for Green Peace.

I wish i had a bit more tolerance for human stupidity.

 

[Kharn]

Granted but your now blond an your I.Q drops below that of the average domestic science teacher.

I wish I could harm some programmers in a very intemate way. (they will remain nameless but it's no one on the forum)

OT: Mak you know I would never work fro a bunch of tree loving hippies.

 

[zedman3d]

Granted. But you end up killing the folding at home creators.

I wish i was funnier....