Aww that is so true, every single one of those guys are always at LAN parties i go to! My friend has the worst combination, Sailor with Tourettes and Mr. Gay. as you may have guessed, he has an extreme case of ADD. I've caught him going back and looking at his dead body, then posing it with his crowbar. My other friend is mister Alienware, exept worse... He BRAGS about his DELL XPS LAPTOP!!! it's like 5 thousand and his parents bought it for him, we totaly make fun of him though, come on its still a dell! his parents are going to get another friggin xps for him! this one is a desktop.
I noticed that they missed one guy... the game moder who sits in a corner and makes a fortress with elf strippers in morrowind. that guy is the one with the xps. He also acuses every one of being a spawn killer but then goes and camps out.