a guy walks into his house with a sheep under his arm. goes into his bedroom where his wife was in bed. he says "hunny, i would like to show you the pig i have been sleeping with for the past few years!" the wife says "for your information, that is not a pig, its a sheep." the guy looks at her and says "for YOUR information i wasn't talking to YOU!"
lol! ^^^ that's hilarious
I got one, pretty long, and it's making fun of Portuguese like all Brazilians do. It's also gross in a way. So beware.
3 guys are stuck @ an island. One is French, one is German, the other Portuguese. Then they see a bottle and open it up. A misty figure comes out and says
--"If you want to live, you must do as i say. First you must each pick 2 fruits from the island. And when you come back you need to stick them up your @$$. If you laugh, you die"
scared, they obey. A couple minutes later the French and the German return.
The French, who carries, a strawberry and a grape, puts in the strawberry, no laugh. Then he puts in the grape, it pops, he laughs, boom, he dies.
Next the German sticks the apple followed by the orange. He looks back, and laughs.
**In heaven**
The German says:
--"Why did you laugh?"
The French replies:
--"The strawberry went fine but the grape popped and tickled me. What about you?"
The German than replies:
--"Well everything went fine, but then I looked back and I saw the Portuguese dude carrying a watermelon and a pineapple..."
NOTE*** The nationality were picked at random, except for the Portuguese.