For Real Men.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work
 
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