Spam, we love to hate it...

[Apokalipse]

the stupid thing is, people actually buy things from spammers. I really hate it.
if those few people didn't buy things off spammers, we wouldn't be getting any spam in the first place!

 

[HAVOC]

I hate the "magazine" sales calls. I used to get a ton of them all the time. Then i developed some dialog to get them off the phone really quick without anything else to say.

ME: Hello?
Sales: Hello, Sir we're calling from the "Insert magazine here"
ME:Ok?
Sales: Do you currently read the "Insert magazine here"?
ME:Yes, sometimes.
Sales: Where to you recieve your magazine?
ME: The newstand.
Sale: Well sir we can offer you a 3 year subscription that will save you $50 off the newstand price.
ME: No thanks, i'm not interested.
Sale: But sir wouldn't you like to save $50 on all those magazines you buy?

ME: Actually, I'm extremely rich and I'm don't care about saving a few dollars on magazines, so no, i'm not interested.

They instantly say, "Ok. Sir well have a nice day." and hang up.

I use that all the time for sales calls. (No i'm rich and i'm not interested in saving money.) They have nothing more to say and hang-up.

I'm not rich... lol but try it it works.

 

[PP Mguire]

what is the 'Z'?

Its just z like z omg. Supposed to be like zoh my god or something.

 

[Jorsoft]

Various technical colleges, magazines, and this ****** window repair place by my house will always send me something in the mail and then call me until I'm there to answer and tell them to **** off.
Once this old guy who works at this window place by me came to my house at like 8:00 at night and tried to talk me into setting up an appointment to buy some new windows (I'm still in high school but this guy thought I owned the house!). He was giving me this crappy canned speech ("I noticed you had some older style windows....exciting new window technology...save money on heating bill...great deal right now) and maybe half way through I interupted him and said I really wasn't interested in his windows and to have a good night and keep warm. He kept on babbling and I tried to politely dismiss him again, but he didn't leave and kept insisting I make an appoint to take advantage of his great value. I said "Goodbye!" once again and tried shutting my door. He then grabbed my door and held it open giving a whiny protest and I said, very sternly (I was starting to get pretty ****ed off now) "Get your hands off my door and go home! I don't wany **** windows!". I shut and locked the door and sat down on my couch to watch TV. And seriously, a few minutes later, that ******* rang the bell AGAIN! I flung open the door and he started his little speech about how I'm "missing out on a really great opportunity" and how he doesn't can't see why I'm so "opposed to this excellent offer". Now, I'm a big guy and I was at least 4-5" taller than this idiot. So I stepped forward, put on my mean face, and said very angrily (and loudly) "Are you ****ing serious? Are you ****ing serious!?! I told you I don't want any god **** windows! Get the **** away from my house and go kill yourself!" I slammed the door in his face and it looked like he went home. Then a week later that same company had the balls to call my mom and try to set up an appointment for looking at new windows! So...That's the story of how jorsoft flipped out on an old guy who knocked on his door . Moral of the story? Don't EVER try and sell me windows....

 

[TheMajor]

I get a few mails about Viagra pills and cheap software sometimes. Like Adobe Acrobat for $50 and Windows XP for $50, lol.

 

[PP Mguire]

Pee pee enlargement beats out Viagra

 

[Static_11]

Pee pee? That deserves a ROFLMMFAOZOMGWTFBBQ!!

whatever 12 year old who was gay enough to create that in Runescape needs to be shot

 

[Apokalipse]

I get a few mails about Viagra pills and cheap software sometimes. Like Adobe Acrobat for $50 and Windows XP for $50, lol.

I wonder, do females often get those emails?

 

[Vybuni]

I know my mom does.

Before I changed my email, I got plenty of: "WOW!! [insert body part here] enlargemeent. ONLY $40!!!!!!! GET IIT N0W!!!!!!!!!!."

 

[æArchOAngelæ]

i get people calling my cell phone telemarketing stuff not normal stuff either, weird things like cigars to types of smoothies and other food type items. why am i getting telemarketers on my cell?