p.s. hedberg was a master. that dude is hands down one of the funniest comics that ever lived...
"wouldn't it be convenient if you could go fishing, and catch fish sticks?"
"They said you can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.95. I would like to have a product thats available for 3 easy payments, and one ****** complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments, is gonna be a *****. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal. And the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck ******."