another story, but this is alicia not aj
ALICIA: i need something to protect my computer.. mcafee's free thing is over
ME: I'm sorry, and btw the something is an antivirus..
ALICIA: C'mon u know alot about computers, whats a good free one?
ME: Avast...
ALICIA: whats avast?
ME: an antivirus..
ALICIA: but what is it?
ME: ... an ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM TO PROTECT YOUR COMPUTER
ALICIA: but what is it?