Genie Game

[computer newbie]

granted but then you have to kill yourself

i wish i had a jet plane and 50 pilots so nothing could go wrong.

granted,but anhrax get's into the plane's aircon system and every one on the plane die's.


i hope i get a girl friend soon realy soon

 

[KSoD]

Gratned but she hates computers and everything related to them.

I wish my wife wasnt out of town.

 

[Baez]

Granted. But she then leaves again to visit me! Hahahahaha! jk

I wish for a Ferrari F50...

 

[Poizen22]

granted but you crash it and end up paralyzed from the waist down.
i wish my dad didnt let me down so much.

 

[KSoD]

Granted but now he is overly protective of you and has you living in a bubble.

I wish i had a better PC...

 

[Millenniumtiger]

Granted. You have a better PC on paper, but it does not work and nobody out there can fix it.

I wish that TV was actually good like back in the 90's where you had real shows...no more murder shows, reality shows, chick shows, etc....

 

[[t..o..m]]

Granted. But now you have developed a TV addiction and have Agoraphobia .... (fear of going outside)

I wish something awesome would happen in my town.... like what happened in Cloverfield

 

[KSoD]

Granted but now the town is under Military control and the Government is doing expirements on all the town citizens.

I wish i had a PC that worked good and didnt break at all.

 

[Baez]

Granted but now it works too well and takes over your mind.

I wish for an alligator.

 

[[t..o..m]]

Granted. But as you let it sleep in your bed at night with you it begins to gnaw off your arm's and legs.

I wish I just stayed fully refreshed all the time and never needed to sleep