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#20 Survivor Virus -- Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.
#19 Dan Quayle Virus -- Destroys all the files stored on your Etch-a-Sketch.
#18 Elian Virus -- You can't decide what to do with it, until finally the Janet Reno Virus kicks in your door and deletes it.
#17 Jiminy Cricket Virus -- Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk.
#16 Jennifer Lopez Virus -- Adjusts screen so that you see a lot of words, but not the ones you *really* want to see.
#15 Microsoft Virus -- Renders your computer virtually useless. Also known by the name "Windows 98."
#14 Al Gore Virus -- Claims that it *IS* the internet.
#13 Pat Buchanan Virus -- Splits otherwise healthy drive into two meaningless parts. Don't worry -- it affects less than 1% of computers and isn't likely to spread at all.
#12 Tiger Woods Virus -- Beats the holy crap out of you in every computer game you play.
#11 Wonderbra Virus -- Results in overflow stack.
#10 O.J. Virus -- Every time you try to search for a file, it runs "Pro Golf Tour 2000" instead.
#09 Salvador Dali Virus -- Replaces motherboard with flaming liquid fur which can only be removed by driving a large carpenter's nail through the casing.
#08 Britney Spears Virus -- Your partitions mysteriously quadruple in size overnight.
#07 Firestone Virus -- Leaves chunks of its code all over the information highway.
#06Kurt Cobain Virus -- Deletes itself before it has a chance to do anything important.
#05 IHATEYOU Virus -- Emits shrill scream from speakers when you refuse to buy the new computer game that "all the other computers at school already have."
#04 John Rocker Virus -- Re-categorizes everything on your computer into a few simple folders that it can understand.
#03 Kursk Virus -- Crashes your subroutines, then blocks calls to the Help Desk.
#02 George W. Virus -- Causes your CPU to keep executing and executing and executing....
and the Number 1 Nasty New Computer Virus...
#01 Boulder Police Virus -- Can't even *find* your computer.
Source: The Top 20 Nasty New Computer Viruses
#20 Survivor Virus -- Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.
#19 Dan Quayle Virus -- Destroys all the files stored on your Etch-a-Sketch.
#18 Elian Virus -- You can't decide what to do with it, until finally the Janet Reno Virus kicks in your door and deletes it.
#17 Jiminy Cricket Virus -- Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk.
#16 Jennifer Lopez Virus -- Adjusts screen so that you see a lot of words, but not the ones you *really* want to see.
#15 Microsoft Virus -- Renders your computer virtually useless. Also known by the name "Windows 98."
#14 Al Gore Virus -- Claims that it *IS* the internet.
#13 Pat Buchanan Virus -- Splits otherwise healthy drive into two meaningless parts. Don't worry -- it affects less than 1% of computers and isn't likely to spread at all.
#12 Tiger Woods Virus -- Beats the holy crap out of you in every computer game you play.
#11 Wonderbra Virus -- Results in overflow stack.
#10 O.J. Virus -- Every time you try to search for a file, it runs "Pro Golf Tour 2000" instead.
#09 Salvador Dali Virus -- Replaces motherboard with flaming liquid fur which can only be removed by driving a large carpenter's nail through the casing.
#08 Britney Spears Virus -- Your partitions mysteriously quadruple in size overnight.
#07 Firestone Virus -- Leaves chunks of its code all over the information highway.
#06Kurt Cobain Virus -- Deletes itself before it has a chance to do anything important.
#05 IHATEYOU Virus -- Emits shrill scream from speakers when you refuse to buy the new computer game that "all the other computers at school already have."
#04 John Rocker Virus -- Re-categorizes everything on your computer into a few simple folders that it can understand.
#03 Kursk Virus -- Crashes your subroutines, then blocks calls to the Help Desk.
#02 George W. Virus -- Causes your CPU to keep executing and executing and executing....
and the Number 1 Nasty New Computer Virus...
#01 Boulder Police Virus -- Can't even *find* your computer.
Source: The Top 20 Nasty New Computer Viruses
