We're just giving you a hard time.
I'll be straight up with you, looking for handouts on a forum usually won't ever happen. I used to be real nice and give reputable members pieces of hardware if they were hard for money or young or something because I've been there but appreciation levels just aren't there. So in that case, I stopped. To other people, you just come off as a mooch even if you aren't trying to.
Seriously though, got some good answers here. CL is your best bet. I live a good hour or so away from some people but sometimes it's worth it.