Have you ever had a Best Buy employee interrupt your conversation with the question, “Are you guys finding everything OK?†It happens to me five times a visit. And maybe it's just me but when I'm shopping for DVDs in a row of alphabetized DVDs, asking me if I'm finding everything OK is a lot like asking me if I'm currently ****ting into a diaper.
I've never found an answer that makes them go away, either. If I say “Yes,†they usually read off the titles of whatever DVDs I'm holding until they're satisfied that we're best video buddies. If I say, “Thank God you're here! Can you tell me what letter Hitch begins with?†they look at me like I asked them if they're currently ****ting into a diaper. Which is often my follow up.
Why They're So Stupid:
I imagine some of them start with healthy and active minds. Then they try to explain HD to an elderly customer while the 300 screens near them start playing Bolt again from the beginning. The human brain has one of several choices at a time like that, and they're all suicide.