Funny Tech Support Conversations!!!

[alexsabree]

I found this link by using stumbleupon (firefox add-on)

It provided me with at least 15min of laughter.
(Its rather large so just skip some of the less interesting ones)
Computer Stupidities: Hardware Abuse

Example:
* Co-Worker: "My modem isn't working. I think my kid was screwing with my PC."
* Me: "What's wrong with it?"
* Co-Worker: "It won't dial or connect or anything."
* Me: "Maybe the configuration got changed. Is it still hooked up?"
* Co-Worker: "No."
* Me: "Oh, well, you need to hook it up. Where is it?"
* Co-Worker: "It's in the fridge."
* Me: "The fridge? Why the heck is it in the fridge?"
* Co-Worker: "Well, it started to get really hot, so I put it in there to cool off."

 

[mssssee2]

That's why fridges will soon have tel hooks for plugging in modems or telephones.

 

[penfold]

Those were great. We techies could put together a series of books on that subject alone....oh the things my friends have tried to get their poor computers to do!

 

[Elite Bullet]

* Customer: "My Mac has a box on the screen."
* Tech Support: "What does it say?"
* Customer: "Sorry, a system error occurred. '/Netscape Navigator/Bus Error'. I think that my toddler shoved a toy bus into the computer."

 

[alexsabree]

Lol.. theirs like tons of them, one day when i get enough time, ill read em all