Hey, thanks for the post. I'll give it a try.
May all your hitboxes be small ones. May you weild the AK when a CT, and a Colt when a T. My your foes be non-statwhores, non-awp campers on offense, and speak nothing of the words "gay' and 'newbie,' 'noob,' 'noob' or "clever' combinantion of numbers for letters which ironically instantly marks them as a l0s3r that sux0r5. May your cl_cmdrate be unaffected and and be a factor of the frequency of your fps_max.
Yes...I'm a freak.
Happy fragging to you too!