a funny story...

[lancec2c30]

Peter.Cort jumps out of the bushes in a spider monkey suit holding a midget Spartan screaming "this is sparta!!!!!" The midget spartan then...........

 

[Peter.Cort]

dry humped his leg until...

 

[H4x3r]

it bled.....

 

[lancec2c30]

all over ricky boby's new wonder bread suit. Then ricky ran around screaming.....

 

[Peter.Cort]

why oh why did my pine tree have to urinate on pluto while...

 

[lancec2c30]

Every other human on the planet decides to kill one other person. Lowering the human population by 1/2. But sadly Hilliary Clinton survives and becomes president so.....

 

[Dr.Gootch]

this guy walks in to a bar with a duck under his arm. the duck is wearing a plaid kilt and sunglasses.the bartender looks up and says...

 

[lancec2c30]

I have totally heard that before, so then the bartender pulls a stainless steel .44 Mag from under the counter and blows away the duck. The guy in the kilt looks up stunned and says......

 

[bmxfreakrider]

"Now come on man, was that completely necessary? what did he do to deserve that? ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!! AHHHHH " man starts sobbing and then he....

 

[lancec2c30]

Takes his kilt off and goes streaking across the bar. Then some random customer.......