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[RyanOldw83]

Mass Errors

 

[alienAntFarm]

massively sucks

 

[ibexpiotr]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Play nice or go home. -Guy

 

[RyanOldw83]

Thats not very nice...

 

[ibexpiotr]

wuteva.. read couple posts back and think them over.. and think wut u might have done to upset me

 

[chrönik04]

now i've seen it all;
stuff has been out for some time now.. anyone tried it?

 

[MisticStorm]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

 

[alienAntFarm]

chrönik04 the water is probably green thats why they keep it covered

 

[MisticStorm]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

 

[Argilus]

Cheese?