a funny story...

[Peter.Cort]

become a Mormon and support mitt romney even though he has dropped out and so the bartender goes to alaska and...

 

[Pdawg]

meets up with a random pack of gypsy's. Unfortunately they had a clown which got drunk one night and decided to rape the bartender, repeatedly until, out of nowhere...

(I just couldn't let the bartender get away with making such a statement, "It could be worse I could have been raped by a clown", and not having it come true..)

 

[lancec2c30]

Chuck Norris round house kicks the clown then says... "It could have been worse, you could have been raped by Chuck Norris"

So the bartender......

 

[Poizen22]

runs away like a litle girl with his cheeks clinched together wondering what trouble hel get into next...

 

[Peter.Cort]

when he suddenly falls through the ice and gets impaled by a narwhal through his butt and...

 

[Pdawg]

Chuck Norris laughs to himself saying..."Actually that's probably the worst raping that could happen to you because getting raped by Chuck Norris would freaking sweeeeeet..." All of the sudden Mike Huckabee shows up and says...

 

[Peter.Cort]

I LOVE YOU JESUS AND ALL YOU JESUS PEOPLE VOTE FOR MEH!!!! then oprah comes out of nowhere and...

 

[lancec2c30]

starts a talk show with Chuck.. discussing his troubled childhood... so chuck gets tired of her BS and....

 

[bmxfreakrider]

pulls out an oversized katana sword just as out of nowhere dr.phil walks out and...

 

[zedman3d]

turns into a bald headed retard, but the audience doesn't notice a difference which is why we were all shocked to find out that...