A lifesize cardboard cutout of MC Hammer, with optional pants, coats, rings, and glasses. You can also manipulate his fingers to make various signs. he would be much too legit, then whenever someone asked what time it was you could say "It's Hammer Time baby!" and proceed to shave the side of your head and dance like a fiend.
If I were your parents thats what id give you, it would hilarious, nor would you have guessed in a million years, much less a thousand.
It would be kinda like a barbie in the accessories but it would also be way cool enough for the boys! comeon now who would NOT want that??? I submit to you that everyone would. Course when they wrap it its gonna give it away, and im sorry for ruinin the surprise for ya. :cyclopes: