i think i can win this one
heres my laptop http://seattle.craigslist.org/sys/131367283.html
it still works i just put it back together today and runnin HDD recovery on it
the only problem is it got no lcd at all lol itsa "crippletop" kinda like a 3 legged dog but it runs
used to be GRT-170 untill i punched the screen
Just dumpster dive into the trash behind a computer shop, it might be a little dirty and second-handed use but it's free just don't let the police see you...
But if you want the crappiest computer just install Linux.