First of all, I think you're infected with something, but lets fix standby first.
We will need the specs on your computer, including the version of windows (with what service packs) you are running.
If this is a custom built computer, a BIOS revision would help too.
(on another note - try F11 for bios)
And watch how you talk to people around here, you don't have to get get free support. You can always call in for 40 bucks in hour over the phone
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