You know you need a new computer when ...

[office politics]

You know you need a new computer when the clanging sounds make it sound like a room full of slot machines.

This post was inspired by this video by chris pirillo

 

[Roark]

If your computer has a 5.25" floppy drive, ...
Scratch that; if your computer has a 3.5" floppy drive.

I know some people still have them for a specific purpose, but when was the last time you got new software on a 3.5"?

 

[PP Mguire]

If your computer has a 5.25" floppy drive, ...
Scratch that; if your computer has a 3.5" floppy drive.

I know some people still have them for a specific purpose, but when was the last time you got new software on a 3.5"?

I had to use a USB flerpy derp a few months ago.

 

[tj_extreme]

When you turn it on, it screeches, smokes, and continues the boot process as if nothing happened.

 

[Mischa]

When your computer takes 20 minutes to start and load the internet because of over 25000 problems found when scanning with anti virus.

Also my other computer has a floppy disc drive, amd athlon 64, less than a gig of ram, a 80gig hard drive and won't even get past the windows loading screen.

 

[-RockMan-]

When your computer takes 20 minutes to start and load the internet because of over 25000 problems found when scanning with anti virus.

Also my other computer has a floppy disc drive, amd athlon 64, less than a gig of ram, a 80gig hard drive and won't even get past the windows loading screen.

When all of your computer ports begin to fail, your cpu does not know you as original master user anymore and continues to lock up bios every ****ing 20 minutes!!

 

[office politics]

lol, sounds like you ppl speak from experience.

 

[Spud1200]

When your HDD makes a Pinging Noise.

Oh wait, When your PSU Starts Billowing White Smoke out the Back of the Tower, and you Run Down Stairs and Shut Down the Electrisity to the House.. Run Back up Stairs, and Open Every Window..

 

[office politics]

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[strollin]

If your computer has a 5.25" floppy drive, ...

Heck, I have several PCs that only have 5.25" floppy drives, no hdd!