so I have $2.38

[superdave1984]

They do expire you know...

Good point. Maybe he could find the guy who traded a paper clip for a house and get some pointers.

 

[talldude123]

Buy stocks in your company, if you can.

My work has stocks that you can buy that cost about $1.25 per share, i think I'll buy about 10 shares, it seems like a pretty sucessful company.

 

[Metal Chaos]

Don't you work at wal-mart?

 

[SHAWN]

A gallon of gas....wait you said $2.38....forget it.

 

[MrZucchiniHead]

A gallon of gas....wait you said $2.38....forget it.

gas is in the $2.20's around here.

maybe a really really cheap hooker?

last long and be significant in my life

well the cheap ones usually have STD's and they usually last a long time.

 

[Keadonen]

Condoms. If all you have is $2.38, you aren't going to be using them anyway so they last a long time. And if you do use them you are protected.

LOL BURN, sry man but u got owned

 

[bmxfreakrider]

lol, get a cheap can of beer! or get a lightbulb or sumptin cause walkin around in the dark sucks

 

[Simon]

yea why not a bottle of cola?

 

[Spartan]

A life

 

[mrscientific13]

Buy a water gun from the dollar store and spraypaint it black. Then use the water gun to hold up your nearest convenient liquor store. You've got to spend money to make money