It's lewd and crude and rude *stop rhyming now* but it's funny:
Some guy (we'll call him Bob) leads a terrible life and goes down to hell. Satan reads from a scroll that Bob has a choice of four rooms. A lesser demon then escorts Bob to a hallway where there are four doors on the left: A, B, C and D.
Let's see A first, says Bob.
The demon opens the door for Bob, and Bob gasps. Hundreds of people are standing there waist-deep in crap.
No thanks, says Bob. He goes on to room B.
When he sees what's inside, he nearly chokes. Hundreds are standing in crap that reaches to mid-chest!
Why would anyone choose this one over room A? asks Bob. The demon says that considerably bad people don't have a choice.
They move on to C. Bob yells in digust when he sees it; hundreds of people are standing up to their necks in crap!! Bob immediately shuts the door.
Then they go to door D. Before he opens it, Bob prepares himself and draws a deep breath. What he sees is thousands of people standing knee-deep in crap. They are all drinking coffee.
Bob says, I'll go with this one! It's way better...
The demon shuts the door on him, and he goes and gets some coffee. But five minutes later the demon is back.
Alright, says the demon. Coffee break's over, scum. Get back on your heads!
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This is one of my favorites! Let's see who can top it.
Some guy (we'll call him Bob) leads a terrible life and goes down to hell. Satan reads from a scroll that Bob has a choice of four rooms. A lesser demon then escorts Bob to a hallway where there are four doors on the left: A, B, C and D.
Let's see A first, says Bob.
The demon opens the door for Bob, and Bob gasps. Hundreds of people are standing there waist-deep in crap.
No thanks, says Bob. He goes on to room B.
When he sees what's inside, he nearly chokes. Hundreds are standing in crap that reaches to mid-chest!
Why would anyone choose this one over room A? asks Bob. The demon says that considerably bad people don't have a choice.
They move on to C. Bob yells in digust when he sees it; hundreds of people are standing up to their necks in crap!! Bob immediately shuts the door.
Then they go to door D. Before he opens it, Bob prepares himself and draws a deep breath. What he sees is thousands of people standing knee-deep in crap. They are all drinking coffee.
Bob says, I'll go with this one! It's way better...
The demon shuts the door on him, and he goes and gets some coffee. But five minutes later the demon is back.
Alright, says the demon. Coffee break's over, scum. Get back on your heads!
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This is one of my favorites! Let's see who can top it.