ShoobieRat
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1. Computers do what you tell them to.Is there really any difference between women and computers?
2. A computer will let you hold it whenever you want.
3. Your computer, no matter what, costs less than your GF does (or will).
4. Your computer is perfectly content to stay home all day and watch Spaghetti-Westerns.
5. Your computer deals with you watching porn better than your GF does.
6. If you're having a problem, there's an off switch.
7. Your computer doesn't get silly and accidentally fall down the stairs. ()
8. If your computer gets cluttered, you can just erase it.
9. Fking around with your PC won't get it pregnant.
10. The only thing your PC needs is electricity, and an occassional blast of canned air.
That's 10. Tomorrow, 10 more...
You'd be surprised what women will accept.Well, computers will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy