I own a copy of this book just incase I wake up in a Dawn Of The Living Dead Scenario.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades donÂ’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Only joking. I actually do own a copy of this book. From time to time it gets left on my table at work with in eye sight for when clients come in. It also rather entertaining on the weird looks you get on public transport just by reading this book.
The funny thing is that the author takes every thing seriously.