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[kostas]

There is a rooster on one side of a river and its nest on the other one. The river's water is very violent. How will the rooster get to the other side to lay its egg?

 

[gimli of gloin]

roosters dont lay eggs OMGZORS MAN!!!

 

[kostas]

dammit, i thought someone would fall for it....


oh well

 

[PZEROFGH]

..we aren't stupid on TF, except for the majority

 

[Nubius]

besides the rooster joke I heard is a rooster is ontop of a roof (naturally it's your standard triangular roof point) , if it lays an egg which way will it fall?

These things dont work as well being typed out either.

Tell someone to say silk 6 times then ask what do cows drink.....9 out of 10 times they say milk........for those thinking "Well isnt that it?" no, cows drink water.

 

[kostas]

Yea, I've also heard the mountain bordering two countries version and you're right it doesn't work as well typed. Same as this:

A bus is carrying 10 people. First stop he drops off 5 and picks up 2. Next stop he drops off 1 and picks 6. Next stop he drops off 7 and picks up 4. Next stop he drops off 3 and picks up 2. How many stops did the bus make?

 

[Ridlyn]

4 stop am i correct.

 

[Ridlyn]

What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

 

[Powerslave]

I've a few.

Theres a pine tree, in the middle of a forest, the wind is blowing south east very roughly, in what direction do the leaves fall off?

What do you put in a toaster?

How much dirt is in a hole?

Ohhhh I forgot this one


A plane crashes in between the border of north and south dakota, where do they bury the survivors?

 

[idiotec]

What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

"Queue" which would become "Q"















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