Genie Game

[Peter.Cort]

granted, but you're workouts don't make you tired because your work out consists of driving for 5 hours and eating McChronic. (mcdonalds)

i wish i can keep not eating fast food for the rest of my life.

(1 1/2 months fast food free )

 

[NosBoost300]

granted, but you end up working out again and pulling your groin muscle

i wish it was my payday already...

 

[Peter.Cort]

granted but they messed it up and you won't see your paycheck for 30 years.

i wish i had something to do.

 

[NosBoost300]

granted, you caught scabbies and are stuck taking a bath on scabies cream

i wish i could just go to sleep

 

[Prototype]

granted, you caught scabbies and are stuck taking a bath on scabies cream

i wish i could just go to sleep

granted, you cant wake up

i wish i didnt have so much homework

 

[NosBoost300]

granted, but with all your freetime you develop carpel tunnel from doing the dirty

i wish i didnt mess up this macy's job...

 

[Peter.Cort]

granted but now you mess up a filene's job.

i wish i had a root beer float

 

[Nagasama]

granted, but theres a turd floating in it.
i wish i could sleep late tommorow.

 

[NosBoost300]

granted, but the only reason you'll be sleeping late is because you'll be doing the dirty several times in one night with your right hand and once with your left

i wish i was at king taco right now, eatting a delicious sope

 

[ricanflow]

granted, but your taco is filled with nagasamas happy juice from doing the dirty!!

i wish windows was perfect.