Man, are you eff-ing kidding me? Ramen Noodles are like 10 cents a packet, loaded with salt and totally tasty if you have a good flavor or some chicken broth...****, it's salty noodle water, how can you call that crap?!
You will gain a passion on an etheral level for this stuff when your bank account contains a whopping $2.37, and you're about to eat your hand. College living, baby - you really learn to enjoy your ramen.