Omoplata
Golden Master
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Are you a work ****ter? What do I mean by work ****ter? I mean someone that decides that every day they are going to take themselves a nice little 10-15 minute break and go drop some friends off at the pool. You know what I mean, right? Have a brown baby boy, pinch a loaf, go see a man about a dog etc. I cannot, for the life of me, wrap my head around this. Why would you choose to do your business in a disgusting public bathroom on a daily basis? I can understand emergencies and such, but EVERY day? Really?
Here is my dilemma. I drink A LOT of water and due to that need to use the head often. Probably 50% of the time I do there is some mouth breather in the stall, door closed, emanating a foul odor and making random grunting sounds. It drives me crazy. Most of the time I try to do an about face and hightail it out of there, but sometimes I get too far in and feel pot committed (no pun intended). A lot of the times I do get out of there in time and go to the other bathroom on my floor, there is a SECOND turd merchant in the other bathroom!! Arggggghh!! I want to shoot myself when that happens.
So back to the question. Are you a work ****ter? Is there a secret work ****ter society? Because it certainly seems to be the case where I work. It is like they have a daily schedule and try to keep someone's cheeks to the seat for every minute of the day with little to no courtesy flushing.
Please discuss.
Here is my dilemma. I drink A LOT of water and due to that need to use the head often. Probably 50% of the time I do there is some mouth breather in the stall, door closed, emanating a foul odor and making random grunting sounds. It drives me crazy. Most of the time I try to do an about face and hightail it out of there, but sometimes I get too far in and feel pot committed (no pun intended). A lot of the times I do get out of there in time and go to the other bathroom on my floor, there is a SECOND turd merchant in the other bathroom!! Arggggghh!! I want to shoot myself when that happens.
So back to the question. Are you a work ****ter? Is there a secret work ****ter society? Because it certainly seems to be the case where I work. It is like they have a daily schedule and try to keep someone's cheeks to the seat for every minute of the day with little to no courtesy flushing.
Please discuss.