DefragMyHead
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Ok, Im no gossip wh*re but it came to my attention that it's been like three months since "Suri Cruise" was born and yet not one picture has been released, and apparently even Tom's closest friends have not seen the baby. WEIRD. Is this a HOAX? Is Tom so dumb and myopic in his thought that he thought with a few hundred million dollars and a hot new (brainwashed) wife that he could orchestrate a hoax of this magnitude?! Has Tom done this because he is in fact a homosexual...or maybe his child is the heir to the throne of Scientology?...virgin birth and all?! Who knows!? But we must speak out, "Where is Suri Cruise?" everyone!