What a Woman Really means when she says....

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What a Woman Really means when she says


This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's
an even trade.


This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"


At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty
big trouble.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care."
You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you over "Nothing"


Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
stay content.


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to
a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised



This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."


A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.


This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A
Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as
she will only tell you "Nothing."

Send this to the men you know to warn them bout future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your
women friends to give them a good laugh.

(Reqested addition by Aaron ;) ) -Ecniv

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
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