Warning to all you butane gas sniffers!

[Shakie]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

That is so great!

Senario:

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?

Wife: Your toes.

Husband: Got any butane?

Wife: Sure do.

Husband: Well, let's get high.

Wife: OK.

- 30 minutes later -

Husband: OK, here's the last toe. Get to cookin'.

Wife goes to cookin'

-15 minutes later -

Wife: How's the big toe?

Husband: I should have trimmed my nails first.

Wife: Well, you won't have to worry about that again.

 

[chalk]

"He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries." How the heck is he recovering? Recovering? Or is he thinking, hm....Those plump little suckers on the right would go great with some stone ground and a bagette? What wine goes with that? A beer most probably...no wait, Vodka...definately Vodka for chasing a butane high.

This is definately the most strange article I've read in a while. I think.....


HE ATE... AHHHHH!!!!