hercules_upw
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to land this high-powered position, do the following:
1. get good and drunk before the interview
2. Wear som old ratty-looking street clothes - this shows your that your quailifications speak for themselves.
3. make sure to swear a lot during an interview - this shows you mean business when you talk.
4. Make sure to ask about lunch time and breaks - you might not get them if you don't.
5. Ask about drug testing - Specifically if they are easy to "pass".
6. Tell them you have anger issues and you like to break stuff.
7. Ask if you can use the department phone to talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend. - This shows that you can multitask.
But... If you really want the job,
Confidence is key.
Sit up straight
Make eye contact with the interviewer.
Don't talk bad about proir jobs or positions.
Dress as if you were going to work that day. (tie if necessary)
Use proper english not slang
Focus on your abilities/technical knowledge
Don't lie about your compentencies. like say you can type if you can't
Don't chew gum during the interview
Don't look at your watch - this can be percieved and impatience
don't wear a lot of cologne or perfume.
Finally, remenber that they called you based on what you put on your application. Somebody thinks your qualified for the position, so prove them right!
Good luck!
1. get good and drunk before the interview
2. Wear som old ratty-looking street clothes - this shows your that your quailifications speak for themselves.
3. make sure to swear a lot during an interview - this shows you mean business when you talk.
4. Make sure to ask about lunch time and breaks - you might not get them if you don't.
5. Ask about drug testing - Specifically if they are easy to "pass".
6. Tell them you have anger issues and you like to break stuff.
7. Ask if you can use the department phone to talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend. - This shows that you can multitask.
But... If you really want the job,
Confidence is key.
Sit up straight
Make eye contact with the interviewer.
Don't talk bad about proir jobs or positions.
Dress as if you were going to work that day. (tie if necessary)
Use proper english not slang
Focus on your abilities/technical knowledge
Don't lie about your compentencies. like say you can type if you can't
Don't chew gum during the interview
Don't look at your watch - this can be percieved and impatience
don't wear a lot of cologne or perfume.
Finally, remenber that they called you based on what you put on your application. Somebody thinks your qualified for the position, so prove them right!
Good luck!