Dude I feel for you. I don't remember where I heard this, but I remember a story of some guy shooting his pc with a shotgun when it acted up. He got ****ed when they told him that the warranty didn't cover gunshot damage.
Probably from here:
Computer Stupidities
Love that site :laughing:
I've had my share of computer stupidities as well...
Woman came in and said she needed a new connector for her hard drive (the actual computer) because it broke. THis confused my co-worker, so she came and got me. I pulled out one of our computers and told her to point out what connector (ended up being the onboard graphics). Told her that couldn't be fixed and she demanded why not...
Spent about 10 minutes explaining the differences in mice (optical vs laser) to another lady one other time...she then went over to our counter and began looking at our flier. After a few minutes she called me over again, and points to a GPS receiver. These are her exact words, and I'll never forget:
Her: "What are these things?
Me: "Oh, those are GPS systems."
Her: "oh...are those the things that drive your car for you?"
Me: "um..No, they just show you a map of where you're going..."
It took all I had not to say "yeah, you wanna go try one out?" and watch her get in an accident from her stupidity...
And build machines for them because they're stupid. 
