The church of google

[ncjimn]

ok. I hope this is more on the tech side that on the religious one.

i also thought this was very funny check it out, they even have "the 10 commandments of google"

1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.

2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.

3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb.

4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.

5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.

6. Thou shalt not misspell.

7. Thou shalt not hotlink.

8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for others work.

9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.

10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

The Church of Google

 

[TimBlanchard]

i went on the church of google website and i read the hatemail section....how sad are people to complain, it is blantently a joke

 

[Vybuni]

Please, tell me no one actually belives in this crap.
For those still strugling, GOOGLE IS A FREAKIN SEARCH ENGINE!!!! GOOGLE NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE A GOD.
None of those proofs tell me anything, for instance,
#1. Google is omnicent
ok, NO! it's all done by computers, and don't go thinking computers are gods too, there jsut programed to do that.

#2. Google is Omnipresent
is that even a word? IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET! the internet is basically available on every single computer nowadays.

#3. Google answers prayers
...an essay? They got that essay done because they looked up their topic on Google (which is infact, not a god but a search engine) and it gave them the link(s) to sites OTHER PEOPLE MADE and they got the information from them. No prayer involved

#4. Google is immortal
one word...virus

#5. Google is infinite
same thing, virus, or the company jsut goes out of business

#6. Google remembers all
As i said before, It's a computer, their designed to do that

#7 Google can do no evil
That's the bigest lie I have ever heard, it's called porn bozos

#8 Evidence of Google's existence is abundant
No, the evidence of the search engine is abundant, there is no evidence at all of it being a god

With that said, READ THE BIBLE

http://thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226

Lol.

 

[Nubius]

#7 Google can do no evil
That's the bigest lie I have ever heard, it's called porn bozos

Psht, porn is a necessity of man, it's not evil. What a moron.

 

[ncjimn]

#8 Evidence of Google's existence is abundant
No, the evidence of the search engine is abundant, there is no evidence at all of it being a god

With that said, READ THE BIBLE

Sure we can read the bible here

lol

 

[talldude123]

I don't see this thread lasting very long:

Threads about
Religion,
Politics, and/or Sex have not been manageable and are not allowed.

 

[Nubius]

I would REALLY doubt this is considered religion............................

 

[FireFox]

I don't see this thread lasting very long:

Uhhhh....no...this is obviously a joke, and it's a rather funny one. It's a good thread....until people start yelling "ahh...close it....it's religion! googleism!!!", then it's ruined.

 

[ncjimn]

Google + computers = TF mods happy

joke + funny = TF members happy

 

[ncjimn]

was my sig that big?

i guess the space beneath the gif image was too much. oh well
i'll try a new sig sometime.