The Chav Test
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Uhh...wtf is with the gel question? What kind of pansy gels their hair?
I don't even -know- anyone who gels their hair...yet they ask if I'd leave the house without it? I don't think I'd leave the house WITH gel...
I got 5%...
I also have no idea what a chav is...
Also, outdoor hottubs are very popular around here...
And I went to a rave once, with a couple friends. Was not that fun...just a bunch of idiots doing drugs.
and curry IS exotic down here in texas
Its the MOST exotic food you'll find in the area...so...bleh
I don't even -know- anyone who gels their hair...yet they ask if I'd leave the house without it? I don't think I'd leave the house WITH gel...
I got 5%...
I also have no idea what a chav is...
Also, outdoor hottubs are very popular around here...
And I went to a rave once, with a couple friends. Was not that fun...just a bunch of idiots doing drugs.
and curry IS exotic down here in texas
Its the MOST exotic food you'll find in the area...so...bleh
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I am 15% Chav. Wannabe Chav. No idea what this means...
Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
You are 8 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Lets clear up what a chav is.
1) A chav prefers Cider to Beer, and they always drink it at parks.
2) Reebok is a godsend
3) Out with tartan check, in with Burbury
4) You can never have enough gold
5) Tracksuits are a must have
6) Chavs never tie there shoelaces, always tuck them in
7) Getting a tiny bit of dirt on you is a disaster
8) Your always think your great
9) Music has to be loud (although it really does in my opinion
10) You might aswell not have a car unless a) It has atleast 1 Kenwood 12" Subwoofer, b) It has something hanging down from rearview mirror c) It must have a spoiler and bosy kit
11) Smokeing 1 cigarette is not going to hurt you
12) Weed isnt adictive
So there you have it, a list of rules a chav must follow, although some chavs do not meet them requirements.
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Doing up your car can be fine, just has to be the right make/brand.
1) A chav prefers Cider to Beer, and they always drink it at parks.
2) Reebok is a godsend
3) Out with tartan check, in with Burbury
4) You can never have enough gold
5) Tracksuits are a must have
6) Chavs never tie there shoelaces, always tuck them in
7) Getting a tiny bit of dirt on you is a disaster
8) Your always think your great
9) Music has to be loud (although it really does in my opinion
10) You might aswell not have a car unless a) It has atleast 1 Kenwood 12" Subwoofer, b) It has something hanging down from rearview mirror c) It must have a spoiler and bosy kit
11) Smokeing 1 cigarette is not going to hurt you
12) Weed isnt adictive
So there you have it, a list of rules a chav must follow, although some chavs do not meet them requirements.
P.S.
Doing up your car can be fine, just has to be the right make/brand.
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