Intel 8088 at 4 MHz
640KB RAM
Hercules MDA video, no frame buffer memory
VIC 20 MB HDD
MS-DOS 1.0
It doesn't have an internet connection, however, it has a midget inside. I simply insert a floppy disk, and the midget takes it and runs down to my school campus where there's still one terminal that reads 5.25" disks. The midget then downloads the information onto the disk and runs back in the blink of an eye.
I thought about upgrading my computer, but the midget's simply way too fun.