Strange question

[mayorredbeard]

lubricate the roof

Not a bad idea. I think i'm going to combine a couple of these ideas. Anything else guys?

 

[Rubber314Chicken]

spikes sticking up?

 

[D-Lew]

+1 for Vaseline

 

[a1sporty15]

Freeze your whole roof, so when he tries going up on it the person slips but you need it to be very slippery some sort of chemicals would be nice. haha

 

[DJ-CHRIS1]

+1 for Vaseline

You can get much better than vaseline. How about a silicone based non water soluble lube on the roof? Won't wash off, even in rain. If you claim your handing it out for sexual education reasons, can get it fairly cheap. Works great, trust me

 

[Rudster8161]

Works great, trust me

just a bit too much there....didnt need to know that unless it was for a prank....i hope....

 

[D-Lew]

You can get much better than vaseline. How about a silicone based non water soluble lube on the roof? Won't wash off, even in rain. If you claim your handing it out for sexual education reasons, can get it fairly cheap. Works great, trust me

Yeah maybe...
But it's not as disgusting as Vaseline.

 

[DJ-CHRIS1]

just a bit too much there....didnt need to know that unless it was for a prank....i hope....

Of coarse, I keep sex related items aorund for prank purposes only

Yeah maybe...
But it's not as disgusting as Vaseline.

Vaseline isn't disgusting, if you want disgusting bearing grease is far far cheaper and just as slippery, and far more disgusting.

 

[D-Lew]

I don't mind black grease, engine grease, oil, or being dirty or whatever.

But put what looks like congealed skin all over me and I freak out. That stuff is nasty.